Last night my last table was a guy who was alone.
He sat down at 9:00 p.m.
He left at 10:35.
(We close at 10:00 p.m.)
And this is why Never Ending Pasta Bowl with unlimited soup or salad should be illegal.
He ate...
Zuppa Tuscana (340 calories)
Fettuccine Alfredo (1070 calories)
Chicken & Gnocchi (250 calories)
Spaghetti with Meat Sauce (690 calories)
Pasta e Fajoli (130 calories)
...(bathroom break)...
Linguine with Roasted Portobello Pomodoro (509 calories)
Zuppa Tuscana (340 calories)
Orecchiette with Creamy Parmesan Florentine (840 calories)
Fettuccine Alredo (1070)
5 bowls of pasta
4 bowls of soup
5,239 calories
1.5 extra hours of work (no other tables)
1 dollar tip.
7 comments:
Haha.... Pierce and I TOTALLY know what you're talking about. Some people. Rude. And just don't understand or don't care. WOW! That's amazing he ate that much... that must be a record. I'm sorry.
I'm just glad I don't have to put up with it anymore. My friend megan always says- "10% is for the Church, 20% is for me." And I don't think people get it. Sad.
Haha, wowww. I'm kinda speechless... how can someone eat that much in one sitting!? Whew! Talent. Or lack of stomach? Maybe his whole body was a stomach. Weird. Bummer deal on the tip.
Whooooaaa Nellie. I'll buy you a Jamba to make up for his lack of tipping. :D You're the bomb!
That...is...amazing. Sorry you got hosed though.
AHHH!! That man should be shot!
Well I for one cannot imagine why he was alone?
a dollar! thats not cool! wow what a stomach that guy has
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